You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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