Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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