Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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