I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
now i know why i became what i already was.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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