You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
