? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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