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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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