Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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