I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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