U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There r osticjed everywhere
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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