whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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