i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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