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im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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