The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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