these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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