Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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