Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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