Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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