Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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