I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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