? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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