there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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