Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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