Sry I called you an 8
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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