So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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