I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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