Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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