I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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