I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Let the clothes fall where they may.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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