how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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