She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I love having hate sex.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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