I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
its not stalking. its research.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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