Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
