Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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