is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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