I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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