I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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