Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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