thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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