sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You took a bar mat shot.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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