just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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