My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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