i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?