we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.