Your face is a jimmy john
"it" just moved
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED