Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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