careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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