ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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