Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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