This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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