Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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