the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Who wears a wallet chain?!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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