How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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