And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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