I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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