absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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