Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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